Poems Are Hard

Poems Are Hard

Regular price$49.00
Second Side etching preview is unavailable but will look similar to the sample image

Looks great on the back of a Bourbon decanter!

Say what you really mean with this timeless glass decanter. 

When regular gifts are feeling stale, give them a gift that will keep them smiling and thinking of you every time they use it.

Perfect for that person who has everything including a great sense of humor.

Frequently ordered on the back of a Bourbon decanter!

*Alcohol not included

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  • Etched with laser precision for incredible detail and even surface engraving.
  • Standard 750ml for a perfect fit of your standard bottle of spirits.
  • Robust, thick glass for lasting durability that is break resistant for tipsy fingers.
  • Wood stopper with synthetic shaft for a lasting, perfect seal to keep your spirits in perfect condition.
  • Reusable product in our disposable culture for lifelong usage. 
  • Permanent etching that won’t wash or wear off.
  • Delivered in a durable yet recyclable package to ensure a safe arrival.
  • Period inspired design to create a vintage vibe for your home bar.
  • Crafted and made to order in the United States by us just for you.
  • Alcohol not included.

Click here for more of our Constance Collection decanters for additional customization options.

Spirit titles are etched on the second side of the decanter with label designs from our Constance Collection.

Volume - 750ml (standard bottle size)
Dimensions - 9.5 tall x 3.6 wide (in inches)
Weight - 2.2 lbs
Stopper - Branded Wooden top with synthetic shaft 
Packaging - Black Gift Box inside of protective shipping box with recycled paper padding

Our bottles are:
- lead-free
- strong, thick walls for durability
- sturdy, flat bottom

Alcohol not included

Will it arrive on time?
Always! Decanters are made to order and we ask for 1 week to process plus shipping time. If you need your order by a specific date please send us an email and we will do everything in our power to make it happen.

Will it arrive safely? I've seen YouTube videos of the delivery guy throwing boxes over the fence.
It will! We have 8 years of shipping glass under our belts. We know just how rough these boxes get treated and we pack them to stay safe. If anything, we are over protective! Click here for more information

Will my expensive liquor get tarnished?
No way! Unlike wine, distilled spirits do not oxidize or change with exposure to air. The main concern is that alcohol evaporates quickly (called the angel's share) but we upgraded our stoppers to ensure an air tight seal to keep your precious spirits safe and secure.

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Make someone smile

Sayings from the bottom of the bottle

Customer Reviews

Based on 156 reviews
Lisa W. (San Jose, CA)
Perfect Send-Off!

Our colleague was leaving and I knew he was a single malt scotch fan. Your decanter with the Mark Twain inscription and the added "Scotch" on the reverse side was the perfect gift (along with a bottle of 14yr old single malt!)

Shoelady (Gwynn Oak, MD)
Love thy Enemy

Brought this Decanter for my husband Valentine’s gift, he appreciated the decanter for his Goose and thought the verbiage on the bottle was funny...bottle is nicely made the cork was extremely hard to get off

Melissa C. (Pittsford, NY)
Christmas Gift

Decanter was awesome! Son-in-law so excited to add it to his bar setup. Arrived quickly and safely; packaged very well for shipping.

Suzy C. (Cleveland, TN)
2nd purchase never disappoints!

This is the 2nd decanter I have purchased as gifts and they are absolutely beautiful, great great gifts fir someone that is hard to shop for 🥳🥳

Patty I. (Sherman, TX)
Christmas gift

I bought 3 if these for Christmas. They all looked great. Shipped quickly, Ana everyone loved them