Reasons Dad Drinks

Reasons Dad Drinks

Regular price$49.00
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Dads & jokes.

They're like wine & cheese... just without the wine part. He's silly, he's surly and he just doesn't quit. Give dad a taste of his own medicine with this etched decanter.

*Alcohol not included

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  • Etched with laser precision for incredible detail and even surface engraving.
  • Standard 750ml for a perfect fit of your standard bottle of spirits.
  • Robust, thick glass for lasting durability that is break resistant for tipsy fingers.
  • Wood stopper with synthetic shaft for a lasting, perfect seal to keep your spirits in perfect condition.
  • Reusable product in our disposable culture for lifelong usage. 
  • Permanent etching that won’t wash or wear off.
  • Delivered in a durable yet recyclable package to ensure a safe arrival.
  • Period inspired design to create a vintage vibe for your home bar.
  • Crafted and made to order in the United States by us just for you.
  • Alcohol not included.

Click here for more of our Constance Collection decanters for additional customization options.

Spirit titles are etched on the second side of the decanter with label designs from our Constance Collection.

Volume - 750ml (standard bottle size)
Dimensions - 9.5 tall x 3.6 wide (in inches)
Weight - 2.2 lbs
Stopper - Branded Wooden top with synthetic shaft 
Packaging - Black Gift Box inside of protective shipping box with recycled paper padding

Our bottles are:
- lead-free
- strong, thick walls for durability
- sturdy, flat bottom

Alcohol not included

Will it arrive on time?
Always! Decanters are made to order and we ask for 1 week to process plus shipping time. If you need your order by a specific date please send us an email and we will do everything in our power to make it happen.

Will it arrive safely? I've seen YouTube videos of the delivery guy throwing boxes over the fence.
It will! We have 8 years of shipping glass under our belts. We know just how rough these boxes get treated and we pack them to stay safe. If anything, we are over protective! Click here for more information

Will my expensive liquor get tarnished?
No way! Unlike wine, distilled spirits do not oxidize or change with exposure to air. The main concern is that alcohol evaporates quickly (called the angel's share) but we upgraded our stoppers to ensure an air tight seal to keep your precious spirits safe and secure.

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Make someone smile

Sayings from the bottom of the bottle

Customer Reviews

Based on 35 reviews
Myra W. (El Paso, TX)
Father’s Day gift

This was a Father’s Day gift for my son n law and he loved it

Stephanie M.
Lake Charles La

An Amazing product with exceptional service. My bottle arrived on time and the company contacted me to make sure I was satisfied. It was absolutely beautiful. The perfect gift. I will be reordering.


It was beautiful! My husband loved it. The shipping was fast, and the whole experience was professional.

Amy B. (Virginia Beach, VA)

Got this for my husband as a gift from me and our kids and he loved it! He's a big bourbon collector and this was a nice addition for our bar.
The craftmanship was done nicely.

Jamye S. (Boynton Beach, FL)

We got this as a gift for my dad. I have never seen him so excited about a gift. It really was done beautifully. I was so impressed. We will be purchasing more from this company.