Reasons Dad Drinks

Reasons Dad Drinks

Regular price$49.00
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Dads & jokes.

They're like wine & cheese... just without the wine part. He's silly, he's surly and he just doesn't quit. Give dad a taste of his own medicine with this etched decanter.

*Alcohol not included

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  • Etched with laser precision for incredible detail and even surface engraving.
  • Standard 750ml for a perfect fit of your standard bottle of spirits.
  • Robust, thick glass for lasting durability that is break resistant for tipsy fingers.
  • Wood stopper with synthetic shaft for a lasting, perfect seal to keep your spirits in perfect condition.
  • Reusable product in our disposable culture for lifelong usage. 
  • Permanent etching that won’t wash or wear off.
  • Delivered in a durable yet recyclable package to ensure a safe arrival.
  • Period inspired design to create a vintage vibe for your home bar.
  • Crafted and made to order in the United States by us just for you.
  • Alcohol not included.

Click here for more of our Constance Collection decanters for additional customization options.

Spirit titles are etched on the second side of the decanter with label designs from our Constance Collection.

Volume - 750ml (standard bottle size)
Dimensions - 9.5 tall x 3.6 wide (in inches)
Weight - 2.2 lbs
Stopper - Branded Wooden top with synthetic shaft 
Packaging - Black Gift Box inside of protective shipping box with recycled paper padding

Our bottles are:
- lead-free
- strong, thick walls for durability
- sturdy, flat bottom

Alcohol not included

Will it arrive on time?
Always! Decanters are made to order and we ask for 1 week to process plus shipping time. If you need your order by a specific date please send us an email and we will do everything in our power to make it happen.

Will it arrive safely? I've seen YouTube videos of the delivery guy throwing boxes over the fence.
It will! We have 8 years of shipping glass under our belts. We know just how rough these boxes get treated and we pack them to stay safe. If anything, we are over protective! Click here for more information

Will my expensive liquor get tarnished?
No way! Unlike wine, distilled spirits do not oxidize or change with exposure to air. The main concern is that alcohol evaporates quickly (called the angel's share) but we upgraded our stoppers to ensure an air tight seal to keep your precious spirits safe and secure.

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Make someone smile

Sayings from the bottom of the bottle

Customer Reviews

Based on 31 reviews
Jamye S. (Boynton Beach, FL)

We got this as a gift for my dad. I have never seen him so excited about a gift. It really was done beautifully. I was so impressed. We will be purchasing more from this company.


Husband loved this for Father’s Day!!! Turned out really nice!

Carmen R.P. (Tucson, AZ)
Father's Day Gift

My husband loved his new old fashion decanter! It was a perfect addition to his collection! Very happy with craftsmanship and speedy arrival! Thank you for creating such special gift ideas!! <3

Sandy K. (Pinellas Park, FL)
Father’s Day WIN

I ordered this decanter for my grandkiddos to gift to their dad…my SIL loved it!

Matthew O. (Fort Walton Beach, FL)
Father’s Day gifts

No complaints everything came in perfectly and arrived very quickly